Saturday, January 23, 2010

letters #2



dear turntable,
I am so happy you are not a Lazy Susan. If you were I would never have known this happiness that has overcome me. Each time I hear that 'click' that the record has stopped playing meaning I get to turn it over to side B. Or that I can turn the speed up and listen to music in almost a chipmunk voice, making my nieces glow with happy. Or the fact that my brother-in-law showed me the proper way to listen to secret messages backwards. I love you Lazy Susan (official name for the turntable).



dear bed,
I always forget how much I've missed you after leaving to school, especially how great I feel in the mornings. Keep up the good work.


dear snow,
I don't know why you insist on staying in my life for the next few months. Not trying to rude or anything, but the sooner you melt away, the better.


dear Spring,
I miss you. I miss the warm hugs your wind gives me in the morning when I walk outside. I miss the green grass and the sun shining on my face. I miss everything about you.

Monday, October 26, 2009

letters




dear paranormal activity,
i'm still haunted from watching you & feel as if i have demons after me!

dear paranormal activity audience,
i'm glad my cries of fear could be your comic relief during that frightening 2 hours. I on the other hand, had no comic relief... I was purely petrified.

dear kramer,
i am truly sorry if your arm is bruised

dear regan,
i don't appreciate it when you try to scare me more than i already am

dear twin bed,
you aren't very comfortable but somehow you make me want to stay curled up for hours & miss every class, which is a bad idea.

dear king's singers,
you were really great today in class & i'm very excited to hear you tonight in concert!

dear rice cooker,
please work!

dear world archaeology,
your class sucks & i hope i don't fail your midterm this friday...

xox